Drácula en su versión Hétores: El Muelón...

Volviendo a los clásicos vídeos humorísticos, por fin encontré esta joya de los premios Hétores de cuando yo era primíparo en la universidad! Muy fino!

Un nuevo autor, un nuevo destino

Saludo a toda la audiencia de "Traveling & Adventures", mi nombre es Juan David Hincapié (mi blog) y he sido invitado por Andres Vargas para contribuir en su blog. Soy paisita de Medellin, conocí a Andres Vargas cuando hicimos una practica en Turquía (vivíamos y trabajábamos juntos) y somos grandes amigos.

Al igual que Andres me encuentro fuera del pais, vivo en Copenague, Dinamarca. Mas adelante les relatare mas sobre la vida en Dinamarca, las costumbres, las vivencias, la gente, etc. Por ahora los dejo con algunas de las fotos que tome hace unos días en un breve viaje a Berlin. Las fotos fueron tomadas al interior del Reichstag, desde la cúpula del mismo, el cual es la sede del parlamento alemán, o como decimos en Colombia: la sede del congreso.

Si alguien desea conocer algo en especifico de Copenague o Dinamarca, por favor haganmelo saber!

Desde Xinjiang

Bueno antes hable de estas tierras un poco. Las experiencias que aquí he tenido son bien difíciles de describir. Pero eso si.... todas buenas! Que gente tan querida, que paisajes tan hermosos, que aire tan puro! no mejor dicho.... de lo mejor la estoy pasando aquí. fue de verdad una buena idea escapar del bullicio citadino y regresar a tocar la tierra.
Por ahora les comparto las fotos.. en el álbum online. Mas adelante les contare sobre algunas de las aventuras que pasaron y las que van a pasar.. como por ejemplo que pal' festival de primavera me metieron en la presentación del pueblo y me toca ser la cola del dragón! jajaja vamos a ver como me va! Saludos desde estas lejanas tierras!

Viaje al Oeste
The Journey to the West

La Foto China

Sección dedicada a esos "No te la creo" "Es mentiras, caspa", esas cosas de ver para creer... Pa' publicar aunque sea una al mes! Aunque esta vez fue una semana despues pero la debia de antes!

He visto gente durmiendo en los lugares mas extraños y en las posiciones mas extrañas pero este man aquí en China si es una cosa de locos!
Par poner en contexto...dormir en china es una de las acciones mas comunes de los chinos... Aqui Duermen en cualquier momentico libre... en la mesa, en la silla, en el bus, el tren, en el metro, en las calles, se van pa Mac Donalds a Dormir! Es común ver en las clases de 20 o 30 estudiantes el 60% durmiendo y hasta roncando. No se porque sera eso pero bueno.. dormir es muy bueno y se relaja y todo eso. Pero bueno... hay casos de casos...
La foto fue tomada cerca de la estación de Fuchengmen en Beijing con el glorioso SE w800!

Oh Canada... Is a Joke but ...

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?! "

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back ! at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,

"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"